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Jessica Alba is BLIND!

Apparently this picture is for real - Jessica Alba is temporarily blind due some type of medical reasons. And medically speaking, her blindness was caused by seeing my massive pee-pee for the first time. She was so blown away her eyes imploded and caused her to lose all sight and all ability to reason.

Good thing I sent her that teddy bear to patch things up, but I really shouldn't have made it from my pet porcupine - now she's a grump-grumpy bear!

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