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Beyonce's hair kills millions

Beyonce's hair is out of control! I haven't seen hair like that since the time I hooked up with Medusa...yeah, I know what you're thinking, but those damn online dating photos are never what they seem.

The date wasn't too bad, but considering she can turn people to stone I'm surprised she wasn't able to keep me hard. Because we all know that was HER fault and not mine....ahem....right?