Paris Hilton's next victim: Vince Vaughn
Professional skank Paris Hilton and man-whore Vince Vaughn were caught on film flirting at a poker tournament in California over the weekend.
Yech! How must that feel? Sitting at a poker table just trying to have a good time and all of a sudden you're encountered with DEATH herself smiling and waving at you from across the table. They honestly should sentence murderers in Texas to a night in Paris, because once you have that girl on your johnson, you can probably kiss any long-term plans goodbye. I'd rather have sex with dumpster outside KFC then even sit on the same couch at her, trust me, it's far more sanitary.
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