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Paris Hilton got a boob job?

I have a number of concerns with this picture. First: boobs: I've seen my fair share of push-up bras, but this is ridiculous. I smell a boob job (which is tough to decipher from the smell of mildew in my basement apartment... but I do) even though Paris claims otherwise.

But what concerns me the most is her face...it's beginning to look like it's made from wax, what has she done? You could seriously make out with a candle and get the same effect of kissing Paris' face...and as a fringe benefit, a candle can't give you herpes. Well, except for that candle I got from my prison pen pal...how the hell it happened, only Roy knows....