Paris' boob are huge
For a second time in two week Paris' new boobs have made a public appearance. I'm assuming she's still sticking to the 'it's a really good push-up bra' defence and continuing to deny the boob job. In science class I remember hearing about the 'continental shift' however, that was referring to tectonic plates drifting over time and not two boobs growing closer together, which I believe Paris will be trying to convince us that that is the case once we stop buying the push-up bra story.
A push-up bra can't do that kind of magic, unless of course it's David Copperfield's bra..but then then you'd constantly have the worry in the back of your mind that it's going to make your boobs disappear, or turn you into a gorilla. I guess there are pros and cons to everything...POOF!
Labels: boobs, Paris Hilton, plastic surgery
7 Comments:
Years ago I dated a Playboy bunny and in her costume she looked huge. Turns out the bra was really just a shelf that the boobs set on. Image a capital D setting on the round part. The boobs set on the flat part. Makes em look huge in comparison to a normal bra.
Methinks Paris has discovered the "shelf"
thumbtack - I like the research, but I still think she discovered silicon, NOT the 'shelf'
FAKE!
My friend was actually pretty small in comparison to most, and damn she looked hot in that costume. (and out of it) I would have sworn she was at least 36 and she turned out to be more like 32C.
I figure if Paris did get implants, we'll see the proof soon, she has more "nip slips" than Bai Ling
Bai Ling? Good call, that chick is a massive skank!
hey thumbtack: that HAD to be an amazing bra! tell me where to get if for my gf! ;)
So Thumbtack, are you saying the shelf bra makes you bigger around? Cuz thats what going from a 32 to a 36 is, that IS NOT your cup size, cup size makes you bigger not the number. So your friend went from a 32 to 36 means she gained some weight, not bigger boobs, Now if she went from a 32B to a 32D, that would make her havebigger boobs. Obviously you are of the small breasted variety, otherwise you would know that.
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