Britney Spears, class act
UK paper the Daily Star reports that Britney Spears was caught getting down in the bushes of Promises rehab center with another patient. Apparently the two were playing a game of tennis when suddenly they disappeared. They were later found 'frolicking in the foliage of the grounds and had to be separated by security staff'. Sources say:
"The next thing they had sneaked off into the bushes and were getting pretty passionate. They weren't actually having sex but there was definitely some groping. We had to step in to separate them. They were told off. They're in rehab and relationships between vulnerable people aren't really encouraged."
"The next thing they had sneaked off into the bushes and were getting pretty passionate. They weren't actually having sex but there was definitely some groping. We had to step in to separate them. They were told off. They're in rehab and relationships between vulnerable people aren't really encouraged."
If this was 5 years ago I'd probably high-five that guy for scoring with Britney Spears, but considering what Britney has turned into (bald and tubby) the only prerequisite to get in her pants now days is a stash of cocaine, Red Bull, a pulse and 30 seconds. Hey wait....that's me! HIGH FIVE!
1 Comments:
I'll be honest - I'd still hit it
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