Britney is the Anti-Christ
According to new.com.au Britney has totally lost it:
Britney Spears has flipped her lid in rehab, trying to hang herself with a bedsheet after screaming "I am the anti-christ" to frightened staff. She made the demonic cry after scrawling the devil's number "666" across her head.
Mystery solved! Britney is the Anti-Christ. I'll give Jesus a call and let him know it's time to come back to earth. Maybe I'll ask him to stop killing those kittens when I masterbate while I'm at it. Or maybe not, either way I'm ok with it.
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