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Oscar coverage all night

Keep us bookmarked for your Academy Awards coverage all night. I'll be all over the Oscar wire like Ted Haggard on a male masseuse or like Michael Jackson in a kiddie pool or Anna Nicole on a case of Slim Fast and crystal meth.

Check back often, if I stay sober it'll be great - a little too much wine and I'll be too busy drunk dialing ex-girlfriends to keep up to date. Wait and see my sexy beasts, wait and see.