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Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab


On the heels of Britney's breakdown, Lindsay Lohan has checked herself out of Wonderland following a 30-day program. And by '30-day program' I think they're referring to the 30 hours she actually spent there smoking cigarettes and gang-banging the therapists. Her rep said:


'She will continue as an outpatient. She will take it day by day. She's in it for the long haul, and she asks that her privacy be respected.'


I think we all know what's going to happen next, she'll hit the town tonight, take a sip of her first post-rehab drink and before we know a few vodka sodas later she'll be a homeless meth addict on the corner of the street babbling and screaming out passages from Mein Kampf. Just like in the after-school specials. It's Hitler-riffic!