'Terrified she'd lose custody of her sons, Britney tried to kill herself twice in the hours after shaving her head Friday night. According to The National Enquirer, Spears tried to take her own life by walking into traffic, only to be rescued at the last second by her staff. But that wasn't the end of Britney's self-destructive evening. A short time later she was rushed to a doctor, as various media outlets reported, and the Enquirer reveals the reason - she kept saying she was going to kill herself and then taking too many Xanax.'
At this moment I'm sure Britney is carefully working out a courtroom strategy with her lawyer to ensure that a careful and rational resolution is met in time to save her kids and bank account. And by that I mean, she's probably high as a kite talking to a toaster about how under-rated the Mini-Pops where. I hate to say it, but this girl's days are numbered.
Read more about about Britney's emotional roller-coaster of fun HERE.