Britney, drugs and haircuts
Extra has sheds some light on why Britney might have shaved her head. Apparently K-Fed threatened to have her hair tested for drugs on Friday night. So Britney did what any other deadbeat mom would have done, she got scared and shaved it all off.
Uh - I hate to see what she does when they threaten her with a urine sample. Read more HERE.
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I'd still hit bald britney, and I'd throw in a shine for free!
Except if that was even close to accurate, someone would have informed her that the trace elements in the more popular drugs will show up in your pubic hair as well. She shaved her head, not waxed it. All you need is a single follicle. Wrong.
I think Britney looks hot with her head shaved. Someone should have told her that she didn't need to do that to fool a drug test though. It is a well known fact that eating a pound of fecal matter will guarantee a passing result in a drug test. Either way, I would love to tatoo a swastika on her forehead and crap on her purty mouf.
With or without hair, Britny is nasty. Before she hooked up with KFed, she was somewhat okay. Now, she is just embarassing. Maybe it is depression. Whatever the reason, Brit! Get your sh-- together. You are a mom now. Make your babies proud of you. There is no other feeling in this world than that.
Good luck Brit!!
Man, I think some people should keep the fact that they think eating 'fecal matter' to themselves. I think that person needs rehab! Seriously...
Anybody want Britany's sloppy seconds? Yeah people, I'd hit it; with the back of my fist!!! LOL!
You know they could take hair from her upper lip and test that, doesn't matter if it comes from her head.
Man, I hope they don't accidentally test one of my hairs.
My pubes tested positive for scurvy
The simple fact is, if you have never eaten a pound of fecal matter, you are probably ghey as fuck, son. Makes sense if you really think about it. Later, fags.
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