Academy Awards coverage continues
Well I've downed a bottle of red, 2 whiskeys and now onto my bottle of white. What am I wearing? Not Oscar, Versace or Ralph, most likely Nike.
Well I have a few comments. What the hell is with Jennifer Hudson's tinfoil frock, is she auditioning for Independence Day II? Anyone else notice Jessica Biel's boobs are ice cold? Because I sure didn't. Why didn't J-Lo mention that she is preggers? Is it the booze or is Helen Miren looking hot? Is Penelope Cruz wearing feathers? When is Jodie Foster getting her sex change operation (Because it seems the testosterone has been doing it's trick)?
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