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Tyra Bank's new diet

Sweet Jesus! It looks like someone just ate the entire cast of America's Next Top model and half the crew! What the hell do they serve in that buffet on set? Jars of Crisco?

I think it's just horrible when hot girls let themselves go like this. And there is no way I'm going to let 'her feel sexy about her new body' - I simply refuse to lie like that. There is nothing sexy about Shamu the Whale and there is nothing sexy about Tara anymore.

Now where's my cape and mumu, I need to got to the corner store for some corn dogs....