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Paris and Nicole are being stalked

I have nothing to say about Paris and Nicole, but I had to post this picture because it really made me laugh.

I mean, who the hell is that pervy looking guy in the corner smiling at them? He looks like the creepy single guy who'd go to all the high school games and line up and spank all the players as they ran back to the locker rooms. And by 'spank' I mean 'grope' and my 'creepy single guy' I mean 'my dad'.