Lindsay Lohan's liver due to explode
According to sources, when Lohan was in the hospital to get her appendix removed the doctors found something could be killing her....guess what it was?
'The appendectomy was routine, but what doctors discovered in her blood work was not,' a source close to the actress told The ENQUIRER. 'Lindsay's liver panel shows her drinking is taking a terrible toll on her health. Her liver enzymes are extremely elevated, and doctors warned her if she doesn't quit boozing she could die!' The high levels of two particular liver enzymes indicate that some of Lindsay's liver cells are damaged and are leaking these enzymes into her blood. In addition to the raised enzymes, the levels of protein in her liver were shockingly low - so low her doctors "couldn't believe she was even walking around," said an insider
Why does this surprise no one? My Lohan death watch is in full effect, the way this whore has been tipping back the vodka I give her a month live.
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i called this MONTHS ago, no damn surprise
i'd hit the corpse post-liver failure
Can we start a dead pool?
She's Irish. Dad's an alcoholic, maybe mom too. That's a tough genetic burden, even if you're not a child actor.
"according to sources"
+ "said an insider"
= bullsheet
She's AMERICAN. Not Irish.
Jeez - talk about a stereotypical statement.
Thats like saying - "oh her parents are black - she must eat a lot of watermelons and be on welfare"
I'm into the dead pool - she's done by age 22. In her sleep, drunk and high.
She'll die this week, she'll be drunk then eaten by a gator
Dead this week and eaten by The Hoff
The Hoff will strangle her during their 'love making' TONIGHT!
...but in all seriousness...getting back to that 'watermelon and welfare' bit.....NICE!
Petey Green liked watermelon!
Watermelon and Welfare? Sounds like a legal firm! Why does everyone on this site always post anonymously? (i'm only doing it to 'fit in')
fuckers
yup - I'm doing to too now ;-)
And thank you for that wonderful sweeping statement 3.27pm Anon... Guess i'd better start stashing my water-bottles with 90% ethanol. It can't be the influence of alcoholic parents, overly exposed to alcohol through industry events when growing up that's the primary cause of her drinking problems... it's because she's a red-headed Paddy!
But if she is "Irish" (like Mishca Barton as it happens or by your summation, could also be "English") then please when being all xenophobic about her remember to pronounce her surname properly? *tip: It's not "Low-han" but rather closer to the word "Loan" *
i still love that picture of her...HOT!
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