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Lindsay Lohan's liver due to explode

According to sources, when Lohan was in the hospital to get her appendix removed the doctors found something could be killing her....guess what it was?

'The appendectomy was routine, but what doctors discovered in her blood work was not,' a source close to the actress told The ENQUIRER. 'Lindsay's liver panel shows her drinking is taking a terrible toll on her health. Her liver enzymes are extremely elevated, and doctors warned her if she doesn't quit boozing she could die!' The high levels of two particular liver enzymes indicate that some of Lindsay's liver cells are damaged and are leaking these enzymes into her blood. In addition to the raised enzymes, the levels of protein in her liver were shockingly low - so low her doctors "couldn't believe she was even walking around," said an insider

Why does this surprise no one? My Lohan death watch is in full effect, the way this whore has been tipping back the vodka I give her a month live.