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Keira Knightley hits the beach

I find this a little disturbing. If you're a dude and you want to hit this, I think you have a problem...I mean look at her, she's got the body of a 11 year old boy! It's so pervy!

Even to be caught looking at her would be terribly, terribly awkward...kinda like that time I was at the laundromat and I was emptying out someone else's washing machine only for her to walk in on me as I was holding her pink thong in my hands......errr...fine....wearing her thong as she walked in........ok, ok.....wearing her thong and sniffing her lingerie. But in my defense, I was wasted...wasted at the laundromat.....oh god, I'm so lonely....