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Josh Hartnett getting some bathroom bar action

A NYC bar goer has come forward with a claim that they witnessed Josh Hartnett getting a blowjob from two chicks in the bathroom of the said bar last night:

"I was out last night with my friend in New York City. We went to the Lower East Side for drinks and to hangout. We started at this bar called Max Fish. Two of my girlfriends noticed that Josh Hartnett had arrived and proceeded to talk to him for a bit. He invited them to come meet him and some other friends at a small bar called Mamma's. When we arrived the star struck girls could see Josh over in the corner - but he was surrounded by another group of girls. My friend had to go to the bathroom and there was a small line. The guy in front of her mentioned that there were 2 girls in the bathroom and just then Hartnett walked right in. He was pissed (not knowing it was Josh, but he was mad because he obviously knew this would take a while). After a considerable amount of time - the pissed off guy walked up to the door and yanked it open - only to expose to the bar Josh Hartnett receiving a big sloppy blowjob from one of the two girls who was down on her knees. It was difficult to see what the other girl was doing because he shut the door so quickly. For Confirmation - he was wearing a white t-shirt that said KLAUS on the front and a black knit hat and had an ugly pair of glasses hanging from his shirt"

Well Josh should be thankful I wasn't in the bar that night, because I'm just do damn handsome the chicks would be too busy checking me out to even consider these kind of escapades with Mr. Hartnett. And by 'bar' I mean my basement - and by 'girls' I'm obviously referring to my Carebear collection....regardless....be thankful Josh, be thankful!