Jessica Simpson's boobs are terrifying
Oh the humanity! When I look at these pictures I can't help but feel tremendous sadness, sorta like a crime has been committed that no one intervened to prevent. What crime you ask? It seems that Jessica Simpson has stolen the boobs from a 65 year old dead woman, it's disgusting.
Isn't it the role of celebrities to have unattainable bodies with fake boobs, tight stomachs and orange painted on tans? If I wanted to see boobs like this I would go back to my peep-hole that I drilled into the women's locker room at the YMCA or look at bags of cottage cheese at the grocery store. Yech!
More pics of Jessica's 'moobs' here, here and here.
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