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The Beckhams take the U.S.

Brangelina who? David and Victoria Beckham might not be household names in the U.S. just yet, but they will be very, very soon. Just like me.

It's almost playing out like a fun little ABC sitcom. She can be like 'The Princess' who comes to a slumy country, while her charming British (and closeted gay) hubby bangs every dude on the team. It's genius! Like Mr. Belvedere, but with less S&M....and snuff.