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Ashlee Simpson needs a refund

Seriously, if you look this bad after plastic surgery there is a problem. Either it was performed by a drunk homeless lady with a coat hanger in an alley or you're just naturally fug. I'm leaning towards column b.

I guess being naturally smoking hot is not only my gift, but also my curse - because in my infinite beauty it's my job to not only let women gaze in into my sparkling sexy beast-like eyes, but also let others know they blow in comparison....big time. SHAZZAM!