Nicole Richie busted for DUI
Nicole Richie was arrested for a DUI early this morning when she was spotted driving her SUV the wrong way on the 134 Freeway in Burbank.
When the CHP (not the two hot guys on the motorbikes) responded, Richie was stopped in the carpool lane and was alone in the vehicle. When cops approached the vehicle, Richie was on her cellphone. Law enforcement officers tell TMZ Nicole Richie admitted she had taken Vicodin and smoked pot. A preliminary alcohol screening device revealed that Nicole was not under the influence of alcohol.
Judging by her size I'd assume it would take nothing more then a slimfast shake and two ice cubes to get her tanked. But I hold nothing against her, I was arrested for a similar offense just recently; DUOL...driving under the influence of LOVE...that's right ladies, I drive SEXY....yes I do....
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she's so skinny she makes crack whores want to diet
lol! put a yellow dress on her and she'd be an HB #2 pencil!
driving sexy is a reuirement in california bitches!! greetings from thesuperficial
According to TheSmokingGun.com, she is 5'1" 85 pounds and is black. It goes on to say that a few years ago when she was arrested for drugs, she was 5'2" 90 pounds and white. Is this a previously unknown hidden effect of eating disorders? Shrinking and changing colors?
In TheSmokingGun.com, the arrest report says Skeletor is 5'1" and 85 pounds...oh, and black.
It also says that a few years ago when she was arrested, she was 5'2" and 90 pounds...and white.
Is this a hidden effect of eating disorders? Shrink and change colors?
lol! TSG link is precious! black/white..whatever...
i'd hit it
she's once, twice, three times a crack whore
it's like double teaming a white chick AND a black chick at once!
She's not black. She's not Lionel Richie's Biological daughter
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i like to go doo doo in the potty.
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