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Meet Britney's new man

Britney is making out with a new man and his name is JR. One minute he was just an ordinary multi-platinum record producer, but now "J.R." Rotem is an ubber-star thanks to giving Britney some much needed mouth-to-mouth.

Britney is so messed up lately I'm surprised she actually was sober enough to recognize a man - I was assuming her next sexual conquest would be with a shaved Sasquatch or Chupacabra perhaps even a donkey, who knows?