Jay-Z and Beyonce to get hitched
According to Page Six, Beyonce and Jay-Z will be getting married this weekend under the guise of a 'birthday party':
"Beyonce is throwing Jay a four-day birthday party, but it's really a wedding," says one source. Guests were told to have their passports ready by Friday for a party on a yacht in St. Barts. But then attendees will go to Anguilla for the wedding at tony resort Cap Juluca. No word from the rap mogul or the pop princess on their plans.
If I had a nickel for everytime someone threw me a birthday party then ended up turning into my wedding I'd be a billionaire. A billionaire and the unhappiest man in the world, well actually second unhappiest man in the world, the first is the guy in my building who had a heart attack wearing panties and a training bra in the middle of the hallway, only to be revived and eaten by a large grizzly bear. Think about it, that would suck.
6 Comments:
this is like the 50th time this year i've read this...i don't know if i can buy it
who cares, it's THEIR life, not ours, let them do what they want!
THEY HAVE BEEN DATING FOREVER, BEYONCE SHOULD MAKE A LIFETIME COMMITMENT AND GET MARRIED, IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO IF SHE IS IN LOVE WITH JAY-Z, HOW MANY MORE YEARS DOES SHE NEED TO DATE JAY-Z? JAY- Z IS GETTING OLDER. I HOPE SHE IS NOT JUST LEADING HIM ON; BECAUSE I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE JAY-Z AS MY MAN OR HUSBAND ONE DAY FOR MYSELF, HE IS VERY ATTRACTIVE AND RUMOR HAS IT THAT HE HAS A HUGH PENIS, THAT WOULD JUST TOP IF OFF
whats a hugh penis? I've got a huge penis. Hugh Grant.....he's got a hugh penis.
and beyonce has a hugh ass
or they would triple-team...jay-z and b, featuring hugh 'long-staff' grant....
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