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High as a kite: Lindsay Lohan's latest open letter

Lindsay Lohan once again recently sent a cracked-out rambling turd of an email to her lawyers and everyone is her address book. Gaze into the mind of madness and read below...

"Al Gore will help me. He came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. If he is willing to help me, let's find out. Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan Metroplis, and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK."

"Let's sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character."

Invoking what she puzzlingly calls the "way of the future-Howard Hughes," her desire is to "release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite letter to the press."

Lohan says she wants to state her opinions on "how our society should be educated for the better of our country. Our people...because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see."

Lohan then mentions taking a mystery person she refers to as "LR" to court for "what she's done to me.

"It's my life. I want to live it. People cannot lie and think that it is okay to continue on having done so. I have had many ups and downs, as do we all. But to make false accusations to one girl is unjust in my opinion. I am willing to do anything I need to get my life the way it should be."

Lohan said she wanted to "hold a press conference" and "will do anything necessary to do so." She said she is at "such a young and tender age in a woman's life. It's enough already, I've had enough and I am going to be the one to make a change."

Can anyone hear the days counting down in the Lindsay Lohan O.D. death watch? If she really wants to make an impact on 'older and younger' generations I'd suggest the following: kick the booze and drugs for a few days, learn proper spelling (speak 'n spell could help here) and then try to rehab your image. Otherwise, she can go back to talking to her stuffed animals about the time she talked to Al Gore and then flew to the moon on her magical unicorn (because we all know unicorns can't breath in space...duh...)