Another sign of the approaching apocalypse: a piece of gum chewed by Jessica Simpson is being auctioned off on eBay.
While filming the movie 'Employee of the Month' Jessica gave the gum to an extra on set prior to a kissing scene who rather than throw it away has decided to make a quick buck.
I see nothing wrong with this auction, nor do I see anything wrong with me being the high bidder on this gum for no other reason then to isolate her DNA and clone 1,000 Jessicas. However, I do feel a bit of guilt for when I beat up that homeless man this morning and stole his coat.
If you'd like to bid on the gum click here.