Tom Cruise gay moment #563
From the 'can it get any gayer?' files: according to in-the-know Janet Charlton, during his recent wedding to his brainwashed bride Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise wore a man-girdle under his tux.
Here's a juicy little secret that Tom Cruise might kill us for telling you. Oh well, here we go- Tom was wearing a GIRDLE under his tuxedo at his wedding! In case you haven't noticed, Tom packed on around twenty pounds in the past few months before the big event. He says he's a "nervous eater." And he's had a lot to be nervous about - his exit from Paramount and his high octane marriage. When Tom arrived in Rome, we hear that Giorgio Armani was apoplectic because the wedding tux was too small. Armani personally tended to all the fittings while Tom's pants were let out and various details were adjusted. Tom wanted to look svelte so he didn't protest when Giorgio suggested girdling Tom's midsection so the jacket would fall properly. The corset was sewn into Tom's undergarment. Everyone was sworn to secrecy, but those Armani employees love to gossip, and are we grateful for THAT!
I guess it's tough for me to relate, with my 6-pack I've never had to worry about such matters. In all honesty, the only retraining devise I've ever worn under a suit was bicep-girdles to keep my massive guns in check during formal events. Look out ladies - these guns are locked and loaded!
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