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K-Fed: Welcome to Dumpsville

So you're telling me I'm not the first guy to get dumped over text message? Really? Next you're going to tell me I no longer have to register as a sex offender!! Woohoo!

From the 'It's about time' files, Britney and K-Fed are finally calling it quits after 2 years of "marriage", just in time for her to launch her skinny new look and record a new piece of crap. This type of news is as refreshing as that orange drink they serve at McDonald's - cool and delicious! Want to read more? Click here.

My burning question is (other then, 'why is my crotch burning?') how will K-Fed afford barber school now that he's outta money and out of work?