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Heidi Klum gives birth, baby Seal population to increase by one

Heidi Klum and her hideous husband Seal (sporting his 'I've been hit in the face with a hot frying pan look' above) have given birth to yet another child named Johan Riley Taiwo Samuel. Yes, that's his name. I'm assuming the name came straight from the 'Big Book of Names that will guarantee a lifetime of ass-kicking for your child'.

Let's just hope the Newfoundland government doesn't legalize the baby seal hunt anytime soon, or this kid is gonna get a clubbing! Now where is my fur coat?