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Jessica Simpson's New Man/Victim

Not since the Jews for Jesus had that wicked street fight with the Scientologists has there ever been such a messed up train wreck like the new relationship that I'm going to reveal:

Jessica Simpson and Jared Leto.

Seriously, if the guy had any taste he'd hit the surgically enhanced younger sister Ashlee or even the brains of the operation Joe Simpson! Is this a publicity stunt for Jared's new movie about that fat guy that shot the famous guy? I think that this is as faked as the moon landing, the bulge in my pants or Katie Holmes' pregnant belly and stolen baby.

Check 'dis out HERE it's for real!