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mariah carey's legs are worth more then Ireland's GDP....

Remember when the King of Jordan died and Mariah Carey in her infinite wisdom came to a press conference that very day crying and said 'I'd like to pay tribute to the King, Michael Jordan, who died today'.......now I don't know if the King of Jordan could dunk - but in his final days i hear he would dribble...

Well Mariah is not much smarter - she is now fronting a new Gillette woman's razor and has since insured her legs for $1 billion dollars....seriously....first of all, if I die i think my mom gets a few subway tokens (damn company life insurance) - but to insure those legs for so much? Look at her!! If she was swimming in the ocean she'd be harpooned by Captain Ahab....at least find someone with nice legs....like maybe Webster...HE had better legs....or Corky from life goes on...

Read more about Mariah's tree trunks:

http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7003755293